Dear parents,

Congratulations!  You’ve won 10 gajillion dollars in the National Kenyan Lottery.  To claim your cash, please send me $10,000 in unmarked $100 notes.

Wait, that’s a totally different email I have to write today. Disregard.

The email I wanted to write to you was about the Christmas Fair.  Things are humming along nicely, but here’s what you can do to help.

1.  Donate some gifts to the Holiday Shop ‘n Wrap room.  There’s a box under the stairs near the office.
2. Sign up to bake some goodies.  (or sign up to buy some baked goodies, then pass them off as your own.  We won’t tell)
3. Ask any CEOs, famous people, 1%ers that you know for donations for the raffle basket.  Or, if you don’t know anyone like that-  maybe a local business owner you know might want to donate goods or services?
4. Volunteer!  We’re at 23% of the slots filled.  Ho Ho Hockey needs you!  So does the Guess Jar table, and the Miniature Living Xmas Tree Table.  No, I don’t know what that last one is either, but it involves miniature trees…how hard can it be?  Remember, the last person to sign up has to take home all the unsold crafts.  Don’t be last.

So, don’t make me come over there and sign you up for stuff in person.  Cause I will.  And I’ll bring the PAC executive with me as the muscle.  Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.  They know karate.

Oh, one more thing.  The minutes from the last PAC GM are on the website. Click this link to read them.

Just kidding – here’s the real link..